Sunday, 23 March 2014


Pop quiz asshole!  Your baby has had a terrible night trying to sleep.  It's five a.m.  Your cats are wailing at the bottom of the stairs, demanding wet food.  Going downstairs to strangle the cats means you will only create more noise on the creaky stairs.  What do you do, hot shot?  What do you do?

1 comment:

  1. Install a slide on your stairs that rounds the corner and shoots you into the kitchen. No noise.