Thursday, 24 July 2014

Moving On

All things must come to an end.  Just like The Angry Bear and John Bulle before it, it's time to wrap up TBone Today!  This blog started out as a place to vent my frustrations and express my rage at various things and occasionally mark milestones in my life.  It is now, mainly, a photo blog for our beloved Peanut and there are just better platforms out there to share that content.

The Blogger platform is fine, in that it is free, but it is pretty obvious that Google isn't too interested in updating the platform or their mobile apps to make generating content quicker or easier.  They want people on Google+, their poor, unpopular social network.  So fine, that's where I'm headed.  All of my photos are already backed up there and I actually like a lot of their automatic adjustments and gif generations.  Generating a post on TBone Today meant sitting down at a keyboard and reloading pictures or videos that already existed on the internet.  Sharing content on Google+ can be done with a couple flicks of my thumb on my phone or tablet.

Hopefully this move doesn't leave anybody behind.  You won't need a Google account to view the new posts but you will need one to comment on anything.  I appreciate everybody who's stopped in at TBone Today to see what I've been up to while the rest of the world Facebooks away.  So, if you're wondering what adventures Peanut has been up to or you've just adjusted your clocks for daylight savings time and you're wondering how angry I am about it this time, you can find all the latest at:

That's right!  It was I, mild mannered engineer Tyson Londry, the whole time!  And with that shocking twist, we bid farewell to TBone Today!

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Picnic and Splash Pad

Forgot to post about our trip out last weekend.  We had a picnic out at St. Jacobs and then visited the Wellesley splash pad.  Peanut's probably a little too young yet for the splash pad.  And I certainly was having chest pains watching her toddle amongst the reckless bigger kids.  Next year will be better for both

of us.

Lobsterfest 2014

Despite a hectic travel schedule, Evil Dewar still hosted a Lobsterfest this year!  An abundance of lobster juice and butter kept me from getting a lot of pics but I managed a couple.  Jen definitely has pool envy and didn't let a couple of drops of rain keep her and Paige out of the water.  As always, it was great to see the Deere peeps again but more so with the special guest appearance of one Fiona, Dawn and Jeff's new pup!

Yes, that is a zombie foot she's chewing on.


Their was a time when I considered Weird Al Yankovic to be the greatest comedic force this planet has ever produced.  Then I turned 12 and moved on.  But Weird Al was always there and I'd take notice every few years as a new album popped up.  It really is amazing that he's still producing the same goofball music videos he was 30 years ago.

The difference now is that I have no fucking clue what the original song is that he's parodying.  He's releasing 8 new videos in 8 days and I queued up the first 4 on youtube and each one I had to ask Jen "What song is that?".  And my follow up question would be something along the lines of "Who the fuck is Pharrell Williams?".  So Weird Al Yankovic is more in touch with current music trends than I am.  Life is going to be hard when Peanut starts listening to popular music.

Thursday, 17 July 2014


This has just been a remarkable week of bad luck.  Fantastic.  It all started Friday when I got home and Jen said the camera on her phone wasn't working anymore.  This is the Nexus 5 I bought for her birthday specifically because the camera was so much better than her last phone.  She's had the phone for two months.  I did the usual troubleshooting (turned it off and on again) and some extensive googling to try and resolve the issue.  No luck.  I did find a very long thread on Google's support forum with several customers complaining about the same thing.  Didn't look like there was a software solution, the phone would have to be returned.

So here's one bright spot in the week, Google customer service.  I filled out a form on the web detailing the issue and the steps I had already taken to try and resolve it.  I clicked "Request Call" and, literally, 5 seconds later my phone was ringing.  It was an automated call back and I was put on hold for a real person but it only took an additional 10-15 seconds before I was talking to somebody employed by Google in California.  That impressed me.  The support person ran through the list of things I'd already tried and said the only thing left to do was to try a full factory reset.  That impressed me more.  No time wasted doing things I'd already tried, she accepted that I was a competent individual and moved on to something I hadn't tried.  The factory reset didn't work so she sent me a link to order a replacement and instructions on how to ship back the old unit.  The replacement phone should be here today.  Not happy that the phone clunked out on us but very satisfied with the customer service experience dealing directly with Google.

On to Sunday night.  One of our neighbours who has a little boy a couple months younger than Paige dropped by and said that her son had caught a case of Hand-Foot-Mouth Disease and wanted to give us a heads up because Paige had been over earlier in the week.  Sure enough, Monday morning Peanut had a fever and dots started to show up on her feet and legs.  So glad the neighbour had warned us because we would have freaked the hell out otherwise.  Paige was not a happy camper and there wasn't much sleep Monday night.  The fever finally broke Tuesday around dinner and, thankfully, her appetite returned.  The spots have spread and become full sores and it is heartbreaking to see her infected but she seems to be in good spirits and all we can do is wait it out.

Meanwhile, Monday night I was giving Paige a bath and when I pulled the plug to drain the tub, Jen started yelling at me from downstairs "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" and I yelled back "I'M GIVING PAIGE A BATH!!!".  And Jen yelled back "WELL, THERE'S A WATERFALL DOWN HERE!".  Crap.  We get Paige put down and Jen goes to have a shower while I watch in the main floor bathroom below.  Sure enough when Jen turns on the faucet, water starts pouring onto the ceiling but then she turns on the shower head and it's just a little drip.  Crap.  Oh well, we wanted to tear down that ceiling anyways to look at the plumbing for the second floor to plan a future reno.  Looks like I'd be doing that after work Tuesday.  Go into work Tuesday morning and get a frantic call from Jen that she flushed the toilet upstairs and it backed up into the bathtub and sink AND there's a waterfall again on the main floor and down into the basement.  Super.  Head home and start ripping apart the main floor bathroom to try and see where the leak is.

Old homes are fascinating.  And the collection of random material that was on top of that bathroom ceiling was truly fascinating.  And it was all sopping wet.  Very curious construction but I couldn't see the leak.  Switch tactics to clearing the stack.  Grab a snake and head upstairs to snake out the toilet.  Couple twists and I remember that snaking a toilet isn't very healthy for the enamel finish of the toilet.  Curse, pull the toilet and snake the drain directly.  Clear whatever was holding up the process in the stack and everything was running well again.  Just have to put the toilet back and, of course, the supply tube won't seal to the toilet anymore.  Quick trip to grab a new hose and we're back in business.  And then the clean-up could start.  It was quite a day.  Everything is working as it should now and we have a much better understanding of our plumbing and what we would have to do for our future reno.  But it still wasn't fun.

While I was trying to troubleshoot Jen's phone I noticed the back was getting rather warm so I suggested she leave her protective case off the phone so it could cool off better.  The Nexus 5 is a slippery design and Jen proceeded to drop her phone all over the house and I would usually add my own eye roll and mutter "never going to get warranty approved on that".  But the buttery fingers also worked their magic on the baby monitor as Jen came down the stairs.  The monitor kind of snapped back together and it is still usable but the buttons need a little coaxing to get back to neutral.  I nearly strained my eyes with all the rolling they did.

And then yesterday.  I was out in the shop and put MY Nexus 5 on a shelf for safe keeping and turned away and caught the phone with my arm and sent it to floor, the concrete floor, screen side first.  Yup.

Sigh.  I really liked this phone.  The upside here is that it didn't cost me much.  But there's definitely no warranty on this and I don't really feel like spending $400 for a replacement.  We'll see how long I last with this.  Everything still works it's just the view is a little shattery.

Can't wait to see what the rest of the week has in store for us!

Friday, 11 July 2014

Witness the Cuteness

"What summer sausage?"

"Where would you like these?"

That celery never stood a chance.

Thursday, 10 July 2014

Dumb Ways To Die

So, every day this week, one of the guys at work would come back from the morning production meeting singing some ditty with the chorus "Dumb ways to die".  He was amazed that we hadn't seen the commercial the song was from.  Finally googled it yesterday and was amazed at how absurdly awesome it was:

Of course, the first thing I do when I come home is load it up on the TV to show Jen.  Peanut immediately took to grooving to the tune.  I think Jen said, no less than 8 times, "We probably shouldn't be showing this to her".  But she was having so much fun!

Tuesday, 8 July 2014


Getting back into our normal routine after vacation went seamlessly.  It was a great week but we're happy to be home too.  Some random peanutting:

"Yah, I made a mess.  What are you going to do about it?"

"Oh, right.  Yah, I guess I had this coming."

"Yay roadster!  I'm outta here!"

And We're Back!

Got back from a great week of vacation on Saturday.  We rented a cottage North of Kingston.  We've done this a couple times before.  My brother-in-law scouts out a place and we spend a week on a lake somewhere.  This year we changed it up a bit and instead of one large cottage, we got multiple smaller cottages at the same resort.  And it worked out really well.  So well, we've already booked the same spot for next year

We went in on a cottage with my parents and it was great having Grandma and Grandpa around for additional kiddie support.  The drive over was fairly smooth.  We stopped a couple times to let Paige stretch her legs and even then we made decent time.  The first night was kind of stressful as Paige didn't want to sleep in the Pack'n'Play that was so successful in Niagara.  Jen made up a barrier on the bed in Paige's room and we crossed our fingers and went to sleep.  We were just drifting off when we heard a thump, a 5 second pause, and then wailing.  Jen leaped up and that was the last I saw of her that night.  She later said that when she went into the room Paige was on all fours, like a cat, on the floor and she wasn't too happy.  Jen spent the night on that bed but would reinforce the barrier and the rest of the week went pretty well with naps and sleeping.  Even the fucking fireworks they set off at 10:00 pm on July 1 didn't wake her.

The beach was great.  Paige had a blast playing in the sand and splashing in the water and watching her cousins run around.  And I had the best week of fishing in my life.  All my fish went back in the lake but my brother and brother-in-law weren't as merciful and pulled enough fish out of that lake to put on an enormous fish fry on our last night there.  We had some of our American relatives come up for the week as well and we were introduced to Paige's new second cousin, Megali, who is adorable.  We had one rain day which I personally feel is a necessary component to any cottage vacation.  Time to just kick back and play some cards in the middle of all the running around.

It was just a great week.  Highly recommend Springwood Cottages, just outside Arden on Kennebec Lake.  Good times!

"Oh man.  What a week!"

Monday, 23 June 2014


Peanut had her first swim in the pool today!  Jen took her down to the Stratford Y and reported that Paige had a good time.  She is going to be fully prepped for the beach next week.

"Did I remember my suit?"

"Where's this pool at?"

"Frig, what's the combination to this thing again?"

Tough for Jen to take pictures while in the pool.  Wish I could have been there.


It was a big test for us this weekend.  It was our first attempt at an overnighter, out of town, since the unfortunate Super Bowl incident.  We were again heading to Niagara and, once again, using Grandma and Grandpa's place as the home base.  This was going to determine what kind of adventure we could expect next week at the cottage.

And it actually went pretty well.  The drive down and back wasn't the greatest but Paige had fun at the Robickle's BBQ and after dinner she went back to Port with Jen.  She went down around 8:30 which let Jen come back to the party and Paige slept through to 5:30.  Not her best sleep ever but 9 hours, in a different house, and a strange bed, hey, we'll take it.  It was a real confidence booster looking forward to our week at the cottage.  Plus we got to hang out with some of our Deere peeps and had fun stressing over various board games.  A great weekend.

Aunt Andrea found some adorable devil horn hair clips.

Other strange things were to be found in the Robickle garden.

"Yup.  You've got zombies.  You'll have to spray for that."

"Rawr, Maggie.  I'm a zombie!"

"That's right.  You run!"
Maggie was quite the entertainer.

A long weekend but much fun.