I did it. I watched it. And it is the most ridiculous thing I have ever witnessed. It easily trumps both Mega Shark movies with its complete disregard for physics, biology, competent CGI work, and basic spatial reasoning. Each and every scene in this movie has you shaking your head at the audacious stupidity on display.
And it is awesome. Don't think about anything and let the mega star power of Ian Ziering and Tara Reid light your way to a spectacle you won't soon forget. A sequel is already in the works. Can't wait!