Holy crap, Jen just gave her grandma the address to my blog. Everybody smarten up! No more poop stories. Or swear words! Crap! Now I've got to search and replace every single curse I've ever used on this thing. What would be a suitable replacement word for "douchebag"? "Odd-fellow"? "Numbskull"? It's like when your parents paid a surprise visit in University and you had to chuck all the empties down into the basement.