It's not his fault. Dude has to turn left. Happens to everybody. Doesn't matter. I hate that person. He has personally shit upon my day by not living on the right hand side of the avenue I'm currently traversing. I hate him. Hate, hate, hate.
Now picture that person driving a vehicle with a pair of foam antlers sticking out of the windows and a red Rudolph nose on its hood. The rage evolves into a pure white light of vengeance. How DARE you!?! That shit you took on my day is now being dressed up in a silly jacket and hat. It is all I can do to not pull my vehicle into oncoming traffic just for the opportunity to ram my truck into those ridiculous antlers.
Hmm, this turned a little too ragey for a Christmas post. I guess my point here is that I shouldn't be out in public during the entire month of December.