Monday, 24 December 2012

Traffic

Driving around this morning, I was reminded how much hatred I have in my heart for anybody that attempts a left-hand turn without a dedicated turning lane.  It's irrational and completely hypocritical but it is what it is. Crawling along the congested arteries that make up Kitchener traffic, you can only feel rage when you see that blinker 5 cars in front of you.  Any escape plan is futile.  You can only sit there and seethe watching and waiting for the jagoff to find his break in the oncoming stream to make his leftward break and free the pile up behind him.

It's not his fault.  Dude has to turn left.  Happens to everybody.  Doesn't matter.  I hate that person.  He has personally shit upon my day by not living on the right hand side of the avenue I'm currently traversing.  I hate him.  Hate, hate, hate.

Now picture that person driving a vehicle with a pair of foam antlers sticking out of the windows and a red Rudolph nose on its hood.  The rage evolves into a pure white light of vengeance.  How DARE you!?!  That shit you took on my day is now being dressed up in a silly jacket and hat. It is all I can do to not pull my vehicle into oncoming traffic just for the opportunity to ram my truck into those ridiculous antlers.

Hmm, this turned a little too ragey for a Christmas post.  I guess my point here is that I shouldn't be out in public during the entire month of December.

Merry Christmas!

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