Friday, 10 August 2012
Holy fuck I am riding a lightning bolt of god damned energy right now. One of the guys found out that McDonald's coffee has been free all week. And we just found out today. So we've been packing a week's worth of coffee into this one day. My hands are a freaking blur and I'm not sure if it's because the hands are shaking or my eyeballs. I haven't even had my can of Monster yet! I'm a little concerned of what would happen if I drank a Monster after all this caffeine. Either I'd tear a hole through the office wall, Kool-Aid style, or the atoms in my body would lose all cohesion and I'd end up a big puddle. I think I'll wait a bit longer. WHOOOOOO!