Old Milwaukee ICE!
I didn't want Old Milwaukee Ice. I wanted Keiths. But keiths doesn't come with a convenient plastic 6 pack collector. I hate collecting all the separate beers I want and then begging for a box at the checkout. And fuck right off with your paper bag. Have you ever walked out of the LCBO with twelve separate cans of beer in a paper bag? Hey thanks for the reminder to keep my hand under the bag but I think I got that figured out.
Whatever happened to those 8 pack cardboard carriers they had at the LCBO? I had my issues with their origami construction method but it sure beats the current alternative. As it is, here I am with my Old Milwaukee Ice. Disappointed but sufficiently convenienced.