Tuesday, 21 February 2012
Oh the Humanity!
People are pretty easy to figure out. You can find out all you need to know about people by watching their reaction to a new lane being opened up at the grocery store when all the other lanes are five people deep. There are those that will graciously offer up the new spot despite having every right to it. There are others that will keep clear of the drama and stick to their chosen path. And there are the douchebags who run from five lanes over and push three other carts out of the way to get to that new lane. These are the assholes you need to watch out for in life. In a different scenario, one of these jack knobs will step over your screaming child to take the last spot on a lifeboat. They should where badges so that they are never given the seats near the emergency exits of an airplane. Dipshits.