Who would I like to punch in the face this week?
Every single god-damned person who was on the 401 last night. Sweet mary mother fucking hare krishna. How is it that the entire population of Ontario decided to go to Ottawa this weekend? I mean I always expect Toronto to be a total cluster fuck but holy fuck if we weren't parked on the 401 right at the on-ramp from Kitchener. We basically crawled the entire way. Seven fucking hours for what is normally a five hour trip. I fucking hate you all. Even the 407 was no help. We cruised most of the way after ditching the 401 but then ran smack into an episode of COPS that eliminated any gains we had made. It just doesn't fucking pay to leave home.