Who would I like to punch in the face this week?
Seriously, fuck this guy. Fuck his prolific passing. Fuck his accurate arm. Fuck his stupid fucking hair. Fuck his fucking five hundred yards. I watched the first three quarters of the first Monday night football game of the season last night and all I heard was Ron Jaworski verbally lick Tom Brady up and down all night. It was fucking ridiculous. He wasn't THAT great. He was still missing receivers. Only a couple in 3 quarters, but still... not perfect. So, apparently he lit it up in the last quarter. And apparently the Miami defense can't handle heat and humidity and overbearing handsomeness. As a Fin Fan, I can tell it's going to be a long season. I'm out 5 bucks too as my Dad Brady-baited me into a bet on the game. So, again, fuck this guy.