Saturday, 25 July 2009

Paper Towels

And another thing.  What the fuck is up with paper towels?  I've never once, not ONCE, felt that the perforated piece of paper towel I'd ripped off the roll was either 1/3 too long or 1/3 too short.  You know what HAS happened?  I've unknowingly purchased one of these ridiculous fucking "select-a-size" rolls of fucknut paper and I HAVE pulled off a teeny strip of paper that's 2/3 too short.  Why?  It serves absolutely no purpose.  Jesus wept.  Wept and used a tiny useless strip of Brawny to wipe up the tears.

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